Being a blogger is harder than you guys might think,
according to the people there's ALWAYS some reason to not be
good enough.
-If you are anonymous -
You should do plastic surgery.
-If you show your identity and you already did plastic surgery -
You are fake and disgusting.
-If you are au-natural and pretty -
You are still fake cause you put on make-up, or use photoshop.
-If you are pretty and don't put make up -
It's because you don't know how. Also, you look boring and pale.
-If you are pretty and put make up -
You are superficial, insecure and shallow. Go save a whale.
-If you get popular -
You are a famewhore.
-If you don't get popular -
You are a nobody.
-If you get popular and earn money from being popular -
You are a sell-out.
-If you get popular but don't earn money -
You are stupid, and also, who you think you are, so bloody high
& mighty?
-If you are single and not dating -
Something's wrong with you.
-If you are single and dating -
You are a slut.
-If you are attached -
Your boyfriend is either ugly or too good for you.
-If you are married -
You are a boring housewife.
-If you are married with kids -
Why the fuck are you blogging when you should be looking
after your kids? You are a shit mom.
-If your partner is rich -
You are a gold-digger.
-If your partner is poor -
You are a unrealistic romantic and if you break up with him
for someone who works later on, you are a gold-digger.
-If your partner is nice - Don't know what he sees in you.
-If your partner is a jerk -
You are a moron for dating him in the first place but you
deserve no better anyway.
-If you keep your life private -
You have something to hide and you are a liar.
-If you don't keep your life private and your life is sad -
What a loser.
-If you don't keep your life private and your life is fab -
What a show off.
-If you don't speak your mind -
You are stupid, apathetic and unopinionated.
-If you speak your mind -
You are ignorant and talking about things you don't know about.
You should shut up.
-If you are fat -
That's the only thing you are. That and disgusting.
-If you are skinny -
You must be anexoric or bulimic. Also you are making other women
feel fat and thus spreading unhealthy weight ideals.
-If you are of average weight -
You are fat.
-If you don't respond to haters -
Means what they said must be true and you have nothing to say.
-If you respond nicely to haters -
They will just have more ammunition and hate you more.
-If you respond rudely to haters -
You cannot take criticism and you are a cyberbully.
Overall...
You just can't win!!
Xo;
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